1. ChicagNO Hash-Oilers (10-0)
Barring a crazy collapse, it appears that ChicagNO Hash-Oilers are going to sit atop the power rankings for the remainder of the season. Blasted an overmatched Ditka Wears Prada team to officially secure a playoff spot.
2. Becky Football (8-2)
Alex Smith has been a valient QB2 this season, but Becky Football gets Tony Romo back this week. Will the Brady/Romo combo be enough to make Becky Football championship favorites?
3. Ragnarly (5-5)
I know, I know. A 5-5 record doesn’t scream “#3 in the power rankings!”, but Ragnarly is getting hot when it matters most. Having won 4 of their last 5, the team has seen a drastic turnaround, going from 1-4 to 5-5 and right into playoff contention.
4. Ditka Wears Prada (6-4)
Left a WR on bye in their lineup in week 10, and suffered a tough defeat at the hands of Kyle’s Hash-Oilers. Has some bye week hell again this week (Drew Brees & Beckham Jr.) in a tough matchup against an angry It’s yer PETER son team. Would hold a playoff position if the season ended today, but will have a tough time holding on to it for the remainder of the year.
5. ChoklitFudgePoptarts (6-4)
With no Andrew Luck, Wilson’s CFP is left with one viable QB (Carson Palmer) and Blaine frickin’ Gabbert. Making it no easier, is a rivalry game against Clay Matthews Band in week 11. Much like Ditka Wears Prada, ChoklitFudgePoptarts desperately needs to avoid a 2 game slide going into the home stretch.
6. Aaron Rodgers is GAY (5-5)
ARiG is clinging to their playoff hopes after losing two straight and seeing both Peyton Manning & Brian Hoyer relegated to the bench after injuries (and poor play). They’ll need to rely heavily on Philip Rivers & Devonta Freeman now in order to pull off some upsets down the stretch.
7. Eagle Zipper Hero (4-6)
Coming off a massive victory over Aaron Rodgers is GAY and facing a touch test this week against Ragnarly, Eagle Zipper Hero is riding some incredible play from their QBs. Cam Newton is average 22.56 points per game this season, and over his last 6 starts Jay Cutler is averaging 21 points per game. They’ll need that QB consistency to keep their playoff chances alive.
8. It’s yer PETER son (4-6)
Two straight losses and slumping play from their QB/WR combo of Bridgewater and Diggs has to have owner Al Conquistador worried.
9. Pack That Ass Up (3-7)
Is it too little, too late? Most likely. Pack That Ass Up would need a lot of help in order to return to the playoffs (and defend their title), but they’ve erupted as of late, leading the league in scoring for two straight weeks. A 7-7 team has made the playoffs before… could we see it happen again?
10. BRIDGEtroubledWATER (3-7)
Cyborgs took over control of this team for a couple of weeks, and the team seemed to get it’s act together, improving their weekly score each of the past 5 weeks. Seemingly hitting their stride, BRIDGEtroubledWATER probably won’t make the playoffs, but could definitely play a part in stopping somebody else from doing so (they play playoff contenders Aaron Rodgers is GAY in week 11 and ChoklitFudgePoptarts in week 14).
11. Clay Matthews Band (3-7)
Reeling, the Clay Matthews Band is currently on a 3-game losing streak. Russell Wilson has been a true disappointment this season as a QB1, scoring 20+ points only twice.
12. Cant Touch These TDs (3-7)
A little over a month ago, Brittney’s Cant Touch These TDs was a hot team, with a 3-2 record, and big games out of her Packer players. Now, after losing 5 straight, it looks like hope is about lost. Could Britt be this season’s Lutefisk?