The Homestretch: Playoff Scenarios

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Week 13 is a wrap, and the playoff scene is a little clearer.  We have seven teams who are still mathematically alive going into the last week of the season.  It’s not going to be last year, when we had SEVEN TEAMS tie for the 2 wildcard spots at 7-7, but it’s still going to come down to the wire.  Let’s breakdown the playoff scenarios for those teams still alive:

ChicagNO Hash-Oilers (11-2)

Bon division winner; #1 seed secured

 

Becky Football (9-4)

Angus division winner; #2 seed secured

 

Aaron Rodgers is GAY (8-5)

Secures #3 seed with:

win against ChicagNO Hash-Oilers in week 14
Loss in week 14, along with losses from both Ragnarly & Eagle Zipper Hero

Secures #4 seed with:

Loss in week 14, along with a loss from either Ragnarly or Eagle Zipper Hero

 

Eagle Zipper Hero (7-6)

Secures #3 seed with:

Win in week 14, along with losses from both Aaron Rodgers is GAY & Ragnarly
Win in week 14, Aaron Rodgers is GAY loss in week 14, & more overall points than Ragnarly (if they win)

Secures #4 seed with:

Win in week 14, along with a loss from Ragnarly
Win in week 14, and more overall points than Ragnarly (if they win)
Loss in week 14, but more overall points than Ragnarly, Ditka Wears Prada, or ChoklitFudgePoptarts (if they all were to go 7-7)
Win in week 14, along with a loss from Aaron Rodgers is GAY & win from Eagle Zipper Hero, and more overall points than Aaron Rodgers is GAY but fewer overall points than Eagle Zipper Hero

 

Ragnarly (7-6)

Secures #3 seed with:

Win in week 14, along with losses from both Aaron Rodgers is GAY & Eagle Zipper Hero
Win in week 14, Aaron Rodgers is GAY loss in week 14, & more overall points than Eagle Zipper Hero (if they win)

Secures #4 seed with:

Win in week 14, along with a loss from Eagle Zipper Hero
Win in week 14, and more overall points than Eagle Zipper Hero (if they win)
Loss in week 14, but more overall points than Eagle Zipper Hero, Ditka Wears Prada, or ChoklitFudgePoptarts (if they all were to go 7-7)
Win in week 14, along with a loss from Aaron Rodgers is GAY & win from Eagle Zipper Hero, and more overall points than Aaron Rodgers is GAY but fewer overall points than Eagle Zipper Hero

 

ChoklitFudgePoptarts (6-7)

Secures #4 seed with:

Win in week 14, along with losses from Eagle Zipper Hero & Ragnarly, and more overall points than both teams

 

Ditka Wears Prada (6-7)

Secures #4 seed with:

Win in week 14, along with losses from Eagle Zipper Hero & Ragnarly, and outscore everybody by well over 100 points (including ChoklitFudgePoptarts if they win)

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